Mantua 5/13

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[cool][#0000ff]Yeah, before they installed the new conveniences it was kinda nasty over there...especially when the toilet paper bushes were in bloom.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Part of planning on any fishing trip should be the "Universal Law of Intake"...as it applies to fishing. That is "ANYTHING INGESTED WITHIN A 24 HOUR PERIOD PRIOR TO A FISHING TRIP WILL MULTIPLY IN VOLUME...AND WILL DEMAND RELEASE AT THE LEAST OPPORTUNE TIMES."[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]I have long wondered how one 12 oz. cup of coffee could turn into several "downloads"...each of greater volume than the original drink. I suppose the exercise factor and kidneys doing their work to remove the byproducts of muscle workings has something to do with it. But who needs a science lesson when your bladder (or other) suddenly starts screaming for relief...right when the fishing is getting good...or when you are a long ways from shore in a float tube...or both?[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]And why can't I ever get a green arrow for a left turn after waiting 10 minutes for the light to change"? And why is there always a green arrow in the left turn lane when I am not in it...and nobody else is either?[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]LIFE'S NOT FAIR.[/#0000ff]
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