09-15-2003, 01:55 AM
Well, Joe. What can I tell you but to stock up on thermal underwear, it's gonna be a cold, long winter. I think it's time I started looking for a cuddling partner before all the plump ones are taken. Either that or rent a hibernating bear.
On a serious note, this weather change has nothing to do with global warming but the location of the Milky Way and the shifting of the magnetic North Pole. The North Pole is no longer in the Northern Hemisphere but has shifted west to Russia. We are now entering a phase where this planet is in the magnetic field of the Milky Way, another source for the erratic weather patterns. This really screws up the navigation of ducks and geese headed north, and south. You won't find any scientist with government connections telling you this and they discredit those who will tell the true. If the American taxpayer knew that the changing weather was due to natural phenomenon, then how could Congress spend all those billions of dollars? Remember the Hubble Space Telescope? It takes great pictures of a galaxie 100,000 light years away, doesn't it? Now gimme a break here. Who but a few scientists are interested in light 100,000 years old, and get to view it on our billion dollars? I would think our governement could put that money to better use by stocking every lake in America with trophy-size trout.
A friend of mine in Ohio has been researching this for almost ten years and has discovered numerous interesting facts. Every 10,000 - 15,000 years, the magnetic north and south poles swap ends. That's right, north is south and south is north. I wasn't around then but my ex-wife's uncle's niece on his mother's side swears that a distant relative on her cousin's side fifty times removed, wittnessed the last change, and it wasn't pretty. In another 500 years, the switch will be complete; no more heading south for warmer weather, but it will be north for the sunshine while South American enjoys blizzard conditions. We'll be trading in our snow mobiles for surf boards. It's supposed to be so cold in Texas that the oil wells will stop pumping, the crude oil will be thick as syrup in January in Vermont in an open bucket while sitting in the sun.
Ever think you could enjoy sailfish fishing in the Great Lakes? That's a high probability as the fish head for warmer water, north. The downside is that the sharks will follow. Shark attacks in Lake Michigan isn't as far-fetched as it sounds. Wall-eye tournaments in Columbia (replacing cocoa plant growing as the primary export), ice fishing in Mexico? Oops, here it is November. Time for the geese to head north for the summer, or was that south? See how screwy it can get? No wonder I can never set a compass correctly.
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On a serious note, this weather change has nothing to do with global warming but the location of the Milky Way and the shifting of the magnetic North Pole. The North Pole is no longer in the Northern Hemisphere but has shifted west to Russia. We are now entering a phase where this planet is in the magnetic field of the Milky Way, another source for the erratic weather patterns. This really screws up the navigation of ducks and geese headed north, and south. You won't find any scientist with government connections telling you this and they discredit those who will tell the true. If the American taxpayer knew that the changing weather was due to natural phenomenon, then how could Congress spend all those billions of dollars? Remember the Hubble Space Telescope? It takes great pictures of a galaxie 100,000 light years away, doesn't it? Now gimme a break here. Who but a few scientists are interested in light 100,000 years old, and get to view it on our billion dollars? I would think our governement could put that money to better use by stocking every lake in America with trophy-size trout.
A friend of mine in Ohio has been researching this for almost ten years and has discovered numerous interesting facts. Every 10,000 - 15,000 years, the magnetic north and south poles swap ends. That's right, north is south and south is north. I wasn't around then but my ex-wife's uncle's niece on his mother's side swears that a distant relative on her cousin's side fifty times removed, wittnessed the last change, and it wasn't pretty. In another 500 years, the switch will be complete; no more heading south for warmer weather, but it will be north for the sunshine while South American enjoys blizzard conditions. We'll be trading in our snow mobiles for surf boards. It's supposed to be so cold in Texas that the oil wells will stop pumping, the crude oil will be thick as syrup in January in Vermont in an open bucket while sitting in the sun.
Ever think you could enjoy sailfish fishing in the Great Lakes? That's a high probability as the fish head for warmer water, north. The downside is that the sharks will follow. Shark attacks in Lake Michigan isn't as far-fetched as it sounds. Wall-eye tournaments in Columbia (replacing cocoa plant growing as the primary export), ice fishing in Mexico? Oops, here it is November. Time for the geese to head north for the summer, or was that south? See how screwy it can get? No wonder I can never set a compass correctly.
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