11-08-2003, 05:39 PM
Lets clear a few things up. First, I was trying not to catch fish. It was the first time I met Muskyhunter and I didn't want him to feel inadaquate. You see, I'm sensitive to the feelings of others. Just another piece of the wonderfulness that is me.
Second, it was due to me that everyone else caught fish. By using my supreme powers to keep the skunkedness away from the others in the boat, and absorbing it all on me, they were able to succeed. Unselfishness, a key element to being a God.
Third, it is not my job to catch fish. I hoist the anchor, run the downriggers, fetch bait and drinks, bring breakfest, find all the snags in the lake so others may avoid them and in general, provide comfort to all. If I was catching fish, who would net the other guys fish? I also forget to bring my coffee everytime, so I drink everyone elses on board. So, my fellow fishermen will not become over-stimulated, causing them to lose concentration, hence missing a bite. I have heart as big as all outdoors. I forgot to add that I also lose a lot of other peoples tackle, so that they have an excuse to buy more. Thereby stimulating the economy, providing all of you with jobs. This service is currently only available to BLM, but I hope to help all of you in the future.
It's all part of being a god. See, once you've reached god status, everything else pales in comparison. Someday when the IFG has passed to the big gulf stream in the sky, they will erect a statue of me over looking the Gorge. I will be forever know as Saint IFG, "Guardian of all fishermen, Provider of anti-skunkedness".
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Second, it was due to me that everyone else caught fish. By using my supreme powers to keep the skunkedness away from the others in the boat, and absorbing it all on me, they were able to succeed. Unselfishness, a key element to being a God.
Third, it is not my job to catch fish. I hoist the anchor, run the downriggers, fetch bait and drinks, bring breakfest, find all the snags in the lake so others may avoid them and in general, provide comfort to all. If I was catching fish, who would net the other guys fish? I also forget to bring my coffee everytime, so I drink everyone elses on board. So, my fellow fishermen will not become over-stimulated, causing them to lose concentration, hence missing a bite. I have heart as big as all outdoors. I forgot to add that I also lose a lot of other peoples tackle, so that they have an excuse to buy more. Thereby stimulating the economy, providing all of you with jobs. This service is currently only available to BLM, but I hope to help all of you in the future.
It's all part of being a god. See, once you've reached god status, everything else pales in comparison. Someday when the IFG has passed to the big gulf stream in the sky, they will erect a statue of me over looking the Gorge. I will be forever know as Saint IFG, "Guardian of all fishermen, Provider of anti-skunkedness".
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