09-09-2013, 03:10 PM
Here are the results of my scientific investigations:
[font "Calibri"]I did a thorough investigation of gravity and discovered that what goes down, comes back up if you are attached to large rubber bands. I also discovered that people in general are terrified of heights. This results in about a 50% chance of people wussing out even when they take the time to travel and pay to go bungy jumping. My studies also revealed that there is still rain in the rainforests. It was not surprising that when the winds get to 50 knots and people are on a boat, they get sick (not me though due to scopolamine). Although I never got enough evidence to prove why the crocs are so mean, it may be very well be due to the fact that the bats in Australia are the size of cats. It is a proven fact that you still get service with no shirt and no shoes in Cairns and you actually blend in with the locals much better. I actually have something in common with some of the birds in Australia, we both like to get tipsy. The fruit in the area would fall of the trees and ferment and when the birds ate the fruit, they would get wasted. Surprisingly enough, the cars in Australia also can be used as boats. Lastly, I also proved that I can catch fish in Australia just as well as I can in the US. [/font]
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[font "Calibri"]I did a thorough investigation of gravity and discovered that what goes down, comes back up if you are attached to large rubber bands. I also discovered that people in general are terrified of heights. This results in about a 50% chance of people wussing out even when they take the time to travel and pay to go bungy jumping. My studies also revealed that there is still rain in the rainforests. It was not surprising that when the winds get to 50 knots and people are on a boat, they get sick (not me though due to scopolamine). Although I never got enough evidence to prove why the crocs are so mean, it may be very well be due to the fact that the bats in Australia are the size of cats. It is a proven fact that you still get service with no shirt and no shoes in Cairns and you actually blend in with the locals much better. I actually have something in common with some of the birds in Australia, we both like to get tipsy. The fruit in the area would fall of the trees and ferment and when the birds ate the fruit, they would get wasted. Surprisingly enough, the cars in Australia also can be used as boats. Lastly, I also proved that I can catch fish in Australia just as well as I can in the US. [/font]
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