You know what your problem is?

[TubeDude]

[cool][#0000ff]You must be young and/or inexperienced with the "fair" gender. Us old dudes know by now that women seldom waste good money on the sparkly stuff. They prefer to "dazzle" some silly male into putting scorch marks on the plastic for them.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Danged if it hasn't worked on me a few times. But, old enough to know better...dumb enough to keep doin' it.[/#0000ff]
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