04-23-2004, 01:39 PM
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"But what the heck," he says to himself. I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your penis?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, " I'm sorry but I can't serve you until
you tell me the name of you penis. Mine for instance is called
Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It'.....
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers,
because it really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he
will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a
"TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happens
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, What do you guys call
yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality
is Job One. " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford Lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....Like A Rock!" and
gives a
.
Even more shaken, then the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender
and exclaims "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT
MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
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"But what the heck," he says to himself. I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your penis?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, " I'm sorry but I can't serve you until
you tell me the name of you penis. Mine for instance is called
Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It'.....
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers,
because it really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he
will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a
"TIMEX."The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happens
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, What do you guys call
yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality
is Job One. " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford Lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....Like A Rock!" and
gives a
.Even more shaken, then the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender
and exclaims "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT
MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
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