Ice Fishing & Christmas Wishes

[TROUTCOMMANDER]

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[font "Century Gothic"][#000000]I have returned to your presence from a long-deserved sabbatical where I have improved and furthered my skills in leading and commding you! Now, with those accomplishments behind me, I wanted each and everyone of my most gracious followers to know that I am here to help you, if needed, in these troubled times. No, not the financial times, but in the fishing sense. I will not answer personal mails nor make personal replies, but merely having me in your presence should be help enough![/#000000][/font]
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[font "Century Gothic"][#000000]During my sabbatical I have had time to reflect upon my[/#000000][/font][font "Century Gothic"][#000000] past year of fishing successes and want you to know how thankful I am (and you should be too) to live in such close proximity to so many great fisheries in this properous state of Utah. I may have had the pleasure to be among you, my underlings, perhaps even at the same time and on the same body of water, and share the same positive, incontrovertible feelings and energy that you feel. It is truely a mirthful feeling! [/#000000][/font]
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[font "Century Gothic"][#000000]Prior to the Christmas holidays, I will be busier than normal with fishing duties, but before I commenced with that responsibility, I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. [/#000000][/font]
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[font "Century Gothic"]Now, on to fishing and I encourage you, my underling subordinates, to do the same![/font]
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[font "Century Gothic"]Your TROUTCOMMANDER has spoken. You may stand at ease.[/font]
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[sinergy]

What the.... I take it you've been hitting the sauce a bit early this year [][][]
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[kochanut]

dont they teach D.A.R.E. at schools here in utah?
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[fishingutefan]

[#ff0000]Are you suffering from an identity crisis? Do you have multipersonalities?[/#ff0000] [#ff0000]Cause the only commander I admire is this one[/#ff0000]
[url "http://www.bigfishtackle.com/cgi-bin/gforum/gforum.cgi?post=471198#471198"]http://www.bigfishtackle.com/cgi-bin/gforum/gforum.cgi?post=471198#471198[/url]
[#ff0000]and not you![/#ff0000] [#ff0000]STOP YOUR PLOY TO BE SOMEBODY YOU ARE NOT![/#ff0000]
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[Weekend_Warrior]

Tisk tisk, needy needy. Yawn, lets see some pics commandoboy.
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[DKStroutfitter]

So where is our real leader?
He is the one that I will listen to.
Is he out on parole yet?
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[Tarponjim]

Fake Fake Fake. Some of us have been around just long enough to know and follow the true UT TroutCommander. You are not him, do not have his wisdom, fine prose, wit, or respect. You should be lashed and struck down for even attempting to echo his gospel writings. As one of his greatest followers, I could not be more offended with this plagarism, even if the whole site was covered with porngraphic advertising. This is far more shameful. A lame attempt to be someone you're not.

Our true Commander has been notified. It will be up to HIM, of course, to choose whether to respond, for HE has the final say on this, and any other fishing matter.
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[bigfish6]

yeah what jim said. its been awhile since he has spoken but your clearly not him.. take a hike ut INTRUDER !!!!!
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[tomegun]

He forgot his password and had to come up with another name. This happens when u fish nekkid on ice.

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[UtTroutCommander]

[font "Calibri"]It was once said that "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". We'll sir, I have not in the past, I don't currently, nor have I ever believed that. You're prose lacks elegance and fluidity. I find your writing hackneyed and amateurish at best. [/font]
[font "Calibri"] While everyone finds you're arrogance irritating, they find my extreme self-confidence refreshing, even enlightening.[/font]
[font "Calibri"] My legions of minions have come to know my skills as legendary. The chosen few I have elected to bless with my knowledge know you are a red herring. So be gone. [/font]
[font "Calibri"] You Mr. "TroutCommander" will stand at attention until dismssed.[/font]
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[font "Calibri"]The real Commnader has spoken![/font]
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[TubeDude]

[cool][#0000ff]All hail...or oh hell.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]We welcome your return oh peerless leader.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Your loyal subjects await your further epistles.[/#0000ff]
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[Fishhound]

[#008000]Greetings again ... Oh, Imperious one;[/#008000]
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[#008000]A Heaping hailing of holiday howls from my humblest habitat of hounds.[/#008000]
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[#008000]Are we to anticipate that your auspicious arrival would be to merely assuage anxieties and alleviate apprehensions of your audience about this artificial assumption of your accepted authority by that self assented antithetic adept of anglerhood?[/#008000]
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[#008000]Or mayhap, dare we drool with desirous debauchery that you deem us deserving of your demonstrative deference? [/#008000]

[#008000]Semper eadem; This semi-sentient pseudo servile seeming sycophant salivates and slobbers in suspense of your salient sentences next scribed.[/#008000]

[#008000]Spero ut pacem semper habeant
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[kochanut]

holy sh!t theres some big words there! i dont think the OP (original poster) will understand alot of those words, more then three sylables and hes lost, thats why i refuse to drink the bong water.
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[AFDan52]

SAY WHAT?
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