09-04-2003, 12:50 AM
[size 2]WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN .... [/size]
[size 2]#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish. [/size]
[size 2]#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. [/size]
[size 2]#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. [/size]
[size 2]#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you[/size]
[size 2]once in a while. [/size]
[size 2]#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing. [/size]
[size 2]#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you[/size]
[size 2]don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become[/size]
[size 2]famous. [/size]
[size 2]#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished[/size]
[size 2]with long ago. [/size]
[size 2]#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. [/size]
[size 2]#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel[/size]
[size 2]guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. [/size]
[size 2]#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't[/size]
[size 2]object if you Fish with someone else. [/size]
[size 2]#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by[/size]
[size 2]yourself. [/size]
[size 2]#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they[/size]
[size 2]are really an undercover cop. [/size]
[size 2]#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to[/size]
[size 2]buy Fishing stuff. [/size]
[size 2]#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell[/size]
[size 2]Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting[/size]
[size 2]sued for harassment. [/size]
[size 2]#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. [/size]
[size 2]#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to[/size]
[size 2]subscribe to the Playboy channel. [/size]
[size 2]#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of[/size]
[size 2]your life. [/size]
[size 2]#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses[/size]
[size 2]interest in it. [/size]
[size 2]#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to[/size]
[size 2]enjoy your favorite activity. [/size]
[size 2]#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished[/size]
[size 2]last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"[/size]
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[size 2]#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish. [/size]
[size 2]#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. [/size]
[size 2]#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. [/size]
[size 2]#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you[/size]
[size 2]once in a while. [/size]
[size 2]#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing. [/size]
[size 2]#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you[/size]
[size 2]don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become[/size]
[size 2]famous. [/size]
[size 2]#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished[/size]
[size 2]with long ago. [/size]
[size 2]#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. [/size]
[size 2]#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel[/size]
[size 2]guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. [/size]
[size 2]#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't[/size]
[size 2]object if you Fish with someone else. [/size]
[size 2]#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by[/size]
[size 2]yourself. [/size]
[size 2]#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they[/size]
[size 2]are really an undercover cop. [/size]
[size 2]#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to[/size]
[size 2]buy Fishing stuff. [/size]
[size 2]#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell[/size]
[size 2]Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting[/size]
[size 2]sued for harassment. [/size]
[size 2]#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. [/size]
[size 2]#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to[/size]
[size 2]subscribe to the Playboy channel. [/size]
[size 2]#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of[/size]
[size 2]your life. [/size]
[size 2]#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses[/size]
[size 2]interest in it. [/size]
[size 2]#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to[/size]
[size 2]enjoy your favorite activity. [/size]
[size 2]#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished[/size]
[size 2]last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"[/size]
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