Catch and Release vs Keep?

[TubeDude]

pretty much sums up why i gave up slimer fishin the prov's
and developed a carp addiction
i gots a bro who works fer orvis
he aint a dork though
maybe catch ya at church some day
ebisu be praised

I have been knowed to worship at the Church of the Seventh Day Angler.

Not all folks who use Orvis gear are dorks.  But there are a lot of dorks who use Orvis in the unfounded belief that it will not make them seem so dorkish.  Some folks are born dorks.  Others have dorkism thrust upon them.