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Jackson Wyoming (OT)
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[size 1]On a tour of Wyoming, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the

mountains for some sightseeing. He was cruising around a campground in

the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of

the woods. A helpless man, wearing sandals, Hawaiian shorts,

a save-the-whales tee shirt and a tree-hugger hat was struggling

frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One ran

up and quickly fired a 44 mag into the bear's chest. The other two reached

out and pulled the bleeding semiconscious man from the bear. Then using

long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and hauled it to

their truck.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to come over. "I

give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard that

there was bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists. But

now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God, and has

access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he sure

doesn't know anything about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait holding

up okay, or do we need to go back to Jackson and grab another one?" [/size]
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Excellent !!!
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#3
[Smile]LOL!
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#4
Oh ya, That made my day.
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#5
lol thats a great one
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#6
lmao!!!! that was great. I will be laughing all day about that one.
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I'm laughing too hard to type any more than this![Smile]

FM
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#8
Like a little sign in a barber shop in Provo said, "May the environmentalists freeze to death, in the dark, walking."
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#9
Classic!
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lmao!![cool] TO FUNNY!!
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#11
[Wink] Good one! TM
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