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[size 2]There are less than two months until the election, an election that
will decide the next President of the United States. The man elected
will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the
Republicans. To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.
If you support President George W. Bush, please drive with your
headlights on during the day.
If you support John Kerry .........................
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If you support the bush then headlights wont help - you're totally blind, and you'll need a cornea implant...
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[black]Hey Hawkez... try these-[/black]
[black]"John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke." —Jay Leno
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[black]"In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take another five years, but this is it." [/black]
[black]—Jay Leno[/black]
But then what does Leno know?...PB
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[black][size 3]hey papa, heres some more for ya:[/size][/black]
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[black][size 3]I tell you [/size][/black][url "http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/georgewbush/"][black][size 3]President Bush[/size][/black][/url][black][size 3] been practicing hard for this (debate). All day long he's been walking around saying, 'Internet, internet, internet.'" --Jay Leno[/size][/black]
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[black][size 3]"President Bush and [/size][/black][url "http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/dickcheney/"][black][size 3]Vice President Dick Cheney[/size][/black][/url][black][size 3] have now come forward and officially conceded that Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction. In fact, feeling the tremendous relief that came from admitting this, they also said there's no Santa Claus, O.J. did it, and [/size][/black][url "http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/algore/"][black][size 3]Al Gore[/size][/black][/url][black][size 3] had really been president for the last four years." --Jay Leno[/size][/black]
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[black][size 3]"During the debate, [/size][/black][url "http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/georgewbush/"][black][size 3]Bush[/size][/black][/url][black][size 3] was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate." --Bill Maher [/size][/black]
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[black][size 3]"This was the town hall [/size][/black][url "http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/2004debates/"][black][size 3]debate[/size][/black][/url][black][size 3], and Bush says he likes the personal feel of a town hall. There's something about getting out there and lying directly to people's faces." --Bill Maher [/size][/black]
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"During the Democratic presidential debate Howard Dean started off by apologizing to the crowd for having a cold. Then John Kerry apologized for once having a cold while serving his country in Vietnam."
---Conan O'Brien
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[black][size 3]Hi S-M...[/size][/black]
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[black][size 3]It's good to see you still have a sense of humor, you even gave me a good chuckle... [/size][/black]
[black][size 3]heres a few more- PB[/size][/black]
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[font "Arial"][black]"John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle." [/black][/font]
[font "Arial"][black]—Craig Kilborn[/black][/font]
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[font "Librarian"][black]"[font "MS Reference Sans Serif"][black]We make jokes about it but the truth is this presidential election really offers us a choice of two well-informed, opposing positions on every issue. OK, they both belong to John Kerry, but they're still there." [/black][/font][/black][/font]
[font "Librarian"][black]—Jay Leno [/black][/font]
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[font "Arial"][black]"John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for." [/black][/font]
[font "Arial"][black]—David Letterman[/black][/font]
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i laughed out loud at the kilborn one . .
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typical conservative bs
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C'mon tony, lighten up. This is an election humor thread.. Besides you can come up with something a little more original..
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Try this sight for a good laugh!
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