02-01-2005, 11:39 PM
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort
in northern Colorado. The husband likes to fish at
the crack of dawn - the wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several
hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a
short distance, anchors, and continues to read her
book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He
pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning
Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking,
"Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he
informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to
take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the
game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
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in northern Colorado. The husband likes to fish at
the crack of dawn - the wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several
hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a
short distance, anchors, and continues to read her
book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He
pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning
Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking,
"Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he
informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to
take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the
game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
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