funny story (hopefully not true)

[danzilla]

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Yes, can you believe my stupid ass husband is out fishing in that crap"
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[djremo]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUNNY STUFF THANXS FOR THE LAUGH!
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[ALAN]

I like it!! Thats a good one. I'll have to pass it along.
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[tubeN2]

You should put that one on the Joke board. Not all the ex UT residents get down this far on the map.[cool]
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[PapaBaruu]

That'll give you something to ponder the next time fishin' gets slow and you're alone in the shanty...[crazy]

But still not worth coming home early ...PB
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[Kraizee_Skot]

[font "Lucida Console"][#ff4040][laugh]Now that is funny!!![/#ff4040][/font]
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[lunkerhunter2]

OOOOH!! That hurts!
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