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Patriot Microchip
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THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. [font "Arial"][black][size 2]When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.[/size][/black][/font]
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[font "Arial"][black][size 2][size 4]It comes in various sizes:[/size][/size][/black][/font]
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[font "Arial"][black][size 2] [size 4]The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.[/size][/size][/black][/font]
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[/black][/font][b][font "Arial"][black][size 4]The implant may or may not be painless.

Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site. [/size][/black][/font]
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[font "Arial"][black][size 2][font "Arial"][black][size 7][size 4]Please enjoy the security we provide for you. [/size][font "Arial"][black]
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Best regards,[/size][/black][/font][font "Arial"][size 1] [/size][/font][font "Arial"][black][size 4]
[/size][/black][/font][font "Arial"][red][size 5]UNITED STATES MARINE CORP[/size][/red][/font][font "Arial"][black][size 2] [/size][/black][/font]

[font "Arial"][blue][size 4]The Few,[/size][/blue][/font][font "Arial"][size 4] [/size][/font][font "Arial"][red][size 4]The Proud![/size][/red][/font][font "Arial"][black][size 4] [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Arial"][black][size 4][/size][/black][/font][font "Arial"][blue][size 4]Semper Fi[/size][/blue][/font]


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#2
LOL, good one Pat, thanks for sharing. I have a few Email friends that would like to see this, do you have it in Email format that you could send to me? Thanks
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[cool][#0000ff]I got it as an email, so I still have it on my file. I sent it to the email address I had for you, so if you don't get it, PM me your current addy.[/#0000ff]
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#4
Pat,

Will you shoot it to me too?

Thanx
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[cool][#0000ff]I don't have your email address Tom. Send it to me in a PM and I will get the email version to you.[/#0000ff]
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#6
Great Pat, I knew someone would figure it out.
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#7
Got it and sent it on. I even got a reply[Smile], he wanted to help with the implant[Wink]. Too bad about the court ruling today concerning the terrorist[frown].
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#8
Oh man.. that's a good one..
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