08-20-2008, 08:18 AM
After reading this, please let me know if this is someone that you would vote for. WH2
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official
language. Speak it or wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to
straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will
use the 'WalMart' policy: 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) If and when imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on
it.
(4) All returning military personnel will be required to man one of our
many observation towers on the southern border. (Six month tour) They
will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If
you didn't put nuttin' in, you ain't getting' nuttin' out. Neither the
president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40
hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a
passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes -- Steroids - The FIRST time you check
positive you will be banned for life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt theTurkish method: The first time you steal,
you lose your right hand. There will be no more life sentences -- if
you are convicted of a Capitol Offense, you will be put to death by the
same method you chose for your victim, gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed - Wheat -- The world needs to eat. A
bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately
cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately
lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the
American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each
citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and
every day in Congress -- right after a prayer to God.
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies,
sporting events, outings, etc. Too bad if I stepped on anyone's toes,
but a vote for me will get you better than what you have running!
Sincerely,
MAXINE
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