05-31-2003, 08:46 AM
My buddy Ski (us Pollocks stick together) came back from Montana today with the coolest bumper sticker I've ever seen. It read: "MONTANA SUCKS....TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS". It got me to thinkin maybe we need one too. How about "UTAH HAS NO DEER....TELL ALL YOUR HUNTING BUDDIES". Or, "UTAH HAS PIRHANAS....TELL EVERYONE WHO OWNS A JET SKI". Or my personal favorite: "UTAH IS A DESERT DUMMY.....TURN BACK NOW". I realize I'm not a native but you gotta admit, they're still funny. Besides.....I ain't leaving so were stuck with each other. I really do need to get off night shift and get a life!
IFG
IFG