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#1
I just read this joke and had to pass it on. Cracked me up.

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up takes off his cap and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing

The other guy says, "that was touching. I did'nt know you had it in you.

The first guy responds."well, I guess it was the thing to do after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

Have a Great weekend all

Allan
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#2
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! [cool]
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#3
Here's a little joke also.



Did you hear the story of the two pastors fishing in the stream near the side of the road?



They thoughtfully made a sign that read "The End is Near!

Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They also made sure every passing car saw the sign and had ample opportunity to read it.



However, one driver didn't appreciate their concern.

"Leave us be, you religious fanatics!" he shouted at them.



Just then a big splashing noise occurred, and the two pastors looked at each other. Finally one spoke...

"Do you think we should just put up a sign that says bridge out' instead?"
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[laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh] [laugh] I needed a couple of good laughs. It's been sort of a rotten week for me. [laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
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