08-25-2016, 07:26 AM
My Business Plan
(I present this to my friends for evaluation though I have confidence that nothing can go wrong. Yes, I'm sure of that. Take that to the bank. No, I will. So sure that I'll quit my job and go to the bank with this business plan. The bank will then loan me One Hundred Million Dollars and no collateral will be needed because it is such a sure thing! The beauty of this plan is it's not mine. I stole it after it has been tested and proven to work everytime! It's getting good publicly now, so the bank will know it's a sure thing being well documented for working every time it's been tried. Please review my business plan to see if you can find any flaws.)
1. Quit my job and burn all bridges.
2. Take my business plan to the bank.
3. Borrow One Hundred Million Dollars on just a signature loan.
4. Contribute One Hundred Million Dollars to The Clinton Foundation
5. Gather my friends to hear Bill Clinton speak for twenty minutes.
6. Sell vital national security interests to Russia.
7. Pay back the bank loan with a tiny fraction of my profits.
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(I present this to my friends for evaluation though I have confidence that nothing can go wrong. Yes, I'm sure of that. Take that to the bank. No, I will. So sure that I'll quit my job and go to the bank with this business plan. The bank will then loan me One Hundred Million Dollars and no collateral will be needed because it is such a sure thing! The beauty of this plan is it's not mine. I stole it after it has been tested and proven to work everytime! It's getting good publicly now, so the bank will know it's a sure thing being well documented for working every time it's been tried. Please review my business plan to see if you can find any flaws.)
1. Quit my job and burn all bridges.
2. Take my business plan to the bank.
3. Borrow One Hundred Million Dollars on just a signature loan.
4. Contribute One Hundred Million Dollars to The Clinton Foundation
5. Gather my friends to hear Bill Clinton speak for twenty minutes.
6. Sell vital national security interests to Russia.
7. Pay back the bank loan with a tiny fraction of my profits.
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