07-15-2005, 09:27 PM
Pet Peeves:
- People who come tearing WOT into MY wiper boil and ruin all the fun.
- Biting deer flies.
- Mrs. W2D's side-arm, triple-lindy-with-twist, plus or minus 30 degrees and/or 30 yards, stay the hell out of my way if you know what's good for you casting technique.
- 98% of PWC riders.
- Outrageous launch fees. I just want to fish the lake - not buy it!
- 150' rule violaters.
- Cannon speakers, especially when they're blaring country music.
- Ramp toads. Learn to back down a trailer in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
- Strewn trash and litter. This should be grounds for a whuppin'.
- Losing all my lures. Buy your own damn tackle.
- Showing up to fish with me in my boat with one sandwich and cheap, warm beer. DMack, your beer is OK!!!
- "C'mon, let me throw your baitcaster. I casted one before, promise".
- Dirty/muddy shoes in the boat.
- Whiner and complainers. Hey buddy, you're out fishing. It's all good!
- "I can't go, no kitchen pass". My friend, the real problem is you just didn't marry very well.
- The smell of the fish-cleaning station at high-noon in July.
- The smell of the outhouse next to the fish-cleaning station at high-noon in July.
- The smell of Morty, the outhouse and fish-cleaning station superintendent - any time if the day.
- And finally, windy & rainy weekends during the best fishing months.
W2D
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- People who come tearing WOT into MY wiper boil and ruin all the fun.
- Biting deer flies.
- Mrs. W2D's side-arm, triple-lindy-with-twist, plus or minus 30 degrees and/or 30 yards, stay the hell out of my way if you know what's good for you casting technique.
- 98% of PWC riders.
- Outrageous launch fees. I just want to fish the lake - not buy it!
- 150' rule violaters.
- Cannon speakers, especially when they're blaring country music.
- Ramp toads. Learn to back down a trailer in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
- Strewn trash and litter. This should be grounds for a whuppin'.
- Losing all my lures. Buy your own damn tackle.
- Showing up to fish with me in my boat with one sandwich and cheap, warm beer. DMack, your beer is OK!!!
- "C'mon, let me throw your baitcaster. I casted one before, promise".
- Dirty/muddy shoes in the boat.
- Whiner and complainers. Hey buddy, you're out fishing. It's all good!
- "I can't go, no kitchen pass". My friend, the real problem is you just didn't marry very well.
- The smell of the fish-cleaning station at high-noon in July.
- The smell of the outhouse next to the fish-cleaning station at high-noon in July.
- The smell of Morty, the outhouse and fish-cleaning station superintendent - any time if the day.
- And finally, windy & rainy weekends during the best fishing months.
W2D
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