11-01-2005, 11:57 AM
[cool][#0000ff]I am unworthy. To have my puny efforts recognized and praised (although mildly) by the EXALTED ONE is far beyond what I might ever have expected. [/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Your radiant influence has indeed reawakened the dormant passions I once held for troutkind. Thank you oh great commander, for showing me the enlightened path and leading me back to slimer salvation.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Alas, I must decline your most generous offer, of access to your Barbie tackle box. I have not yet attained the degree of exaltation suitable for the use of "holy dough" (especially rainbow sparkle). I must be content with using my inferior hardware creations. [/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]I am attaching a picture of some of my humble troutski tidbits. I would be internally grateful if you would bestow your blessing upon them, so that I might more successfully dunk them in the holy waters inhabited by your special species.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Even better would be to arrange a personal session, in which you could view my awkward crafting, and perhaps offer your enlightened suggestions on potential improvements. Of course, I would expect to receive demonstrations of your own professional skills.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]I am especially keen on watching you walk upon the waters. I understand that you especially enjoy pursuing trout with a vertical presentation, from a position directly above them. Since I am unable to achieve this advantage on open water, it may be necessary to await the hardening thereof in colder weather. [/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]Thank you again, oh great commander, for showing all of us the true light.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Your radiant influence has indeed reawakened the dormant passions I once held for troutkind. Thank you oh great commander, for showing me the enlightened path and leading me back to slimer salvation.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff][/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]Alas, I must decline your most generous offer, of access to your Barbie tackle box. I have not yet attained the degree of exaltation suitable for the use of "holy dough" (especially rainbow sparkle). I must be content with using my inferior hardware creations. [/#0000ff]
[#0000ff][/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]I am attaching a picture of some of my humble troutski tidbits. I would be internally grateful if you would bestow your blessing upon them, so that I might more successfully dunk them in the holy waters inhabited by your special species.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff][/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]Even better would be to arrange a personal session, in which you could view my awkward crafting, and perhaps offer your enlightened suggestions on potential improvements. Of course, I would expect to receive demonstrations of your own professional skills.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff][/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]I am especially keen on watching you walk upon the waters. I understand that you especially enjoy pursuing trout with a vertical presentation, from a position directly above them. Since I am unable to achieve this advantage on open water, it may be necessary to await the hardening thereof in colder weather. [/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]Thank you again, oh great commander, for showing all of us the true light.[/#0000ff]
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