12-24-2005, 06:28 AM
I have been well aware of these new breed trout for a while now.
Make no mistake it is in fact real. But it goes much further down the rabbit hole than you have yet discovered. The training and deception is much more advanced.
It is not just the rainbows, the cutts and the brookies are in on it too.
But dont worry, I have been working on the solution.
Africanized killer perch.
These perch, bred for speed and size, are being trained by amazon pirahnah to be pack hunters of the most terrifying type.
You may ask what can perch do about trout? Well, not much alone, but in a pack they can gang up and terrorize even the most slimy of trouts.
In our testing facility we have seen 10 perch devour one 14 inch trout in a manner of seconds.
Here is a photo of our training facility.
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Not to worry sir, we are on the case.
And for those of you who are about to get all bent out of shape over a fish being in a bucket, realize that no laws were broken. Its perfectly legal to keep a fish in a container of water as long as its dead before transport. Its no different than holding a wiper in your livewell of your boat for the day. RELAX!
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Make no mistake it is in fact real. But it goes much further down the rabbit hole than you have yet discovered. The training and deception is much more advanced.
It is not just the rainbows, the cutts and the brookies are in on it too.
But dont worry, I have been working on the solution.
Africanized killer perch.
These perch, bred for speed and size, are being trained by amazon pirahnah to be pack hunters of the most terrifying type.
You may ask what can perch do about trout? Well, not much alone, but in a pack they can gang up and terrorize even the most slimy of trouts.
In our testing facility we have seen 10 perch devour one 14 inch trout in a manner of seconds.
Here is a photo of our training facility.
[inline 100_0651.JPG]
Not to worry sir, we are on the case.
And for those of you who are about to get all bent out of shape over a fish being in a bucket, realize that no laws were broken. Its perfectly legal to keep a fish in a container of water as long as its dead before transport. Its no different than holding a wiper in your livewell of your boat for the day. RELAX!
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