10-05-2006, 03:05 AM
>YOU ARE FROM RURAL MINNESOTA IF...............
> >You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
> >FFA was the most popular club in high school.
> >You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July
> means.
> >You know it is traditional for the bride and groom
> to go bar hopping
> >between the ceremony and the reception.
> >You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel
> for your 3rd birthday.
> >You can recognize someone from Iowa by their
> driving.
> >>>You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
> >You spent more on beer than you did on food at your
> wedding.
> >You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you do
> not immediately break
> >into uncontrollable laughter.
> >You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
> >You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a
> county fair.
> >You know that "combine" is a noun.
> >You let your older siblings talk you into putting
> your
on a steel
> >post in the middle of winter.
> >You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major
> religions.
> >You know that creek rhymes with pick.
> >Football schedules are checked before wedding dates
> are set.
> >Saturday you go the local bowling ally.
> >There was at least one kid in your class who had to
> help milk cows in the
> >morning..phew!
> >You have driven your car on a lake.
> >You can make sense out of the word "upnort" and
> "batree."
> >You always believed that vacation meant "going up
> North."
> >At every wedding you have been to you have had to
> dance the hokey poky and
> >the chicken dance.
> >Your definition of a small town is one that only
> has one bar.
> >The local gas station sells live bait.
> >At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a
> meat processing plant.
> >Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you
> know exactly what she
> >means.
> >You think that the start of deer season is a
> national holiday.
> >Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the
> ONLY name for soda.
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> >You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
> >FFA was the most popular club in high school.
> >You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July
> means.
> >You know it is traditional for the bride and groom
> to go bar hopping
> >between the ceremony and the reception.
> >You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel
> for your 3rd birthday.
> >You can recognize someone from Iowa by their
> driving.
> >>>You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
> >You spent more on beer than you did on food at your
> wedding.
> >You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you do
> not immediately break
> >into uncontrollable laughter.
> >You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
> >You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a
> county fair.
> >You know that "combine" is a noun.
> >You let your older siblings talk you into putting
> your
on a steel> >post in the middle of winter.
> >You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major
> religions.
> >You know that creek rhymes with pick.
> >Football schedules are checked before wedding dates
> are set.
> >Saturday you go the local bowling ally.
> >There was at least one kid in your class who had to
> help milk cows in the
> >morning..phew!
> >You have driven your car on a lake.
> >You can make sense out of the word "upnort" and
> "batree."
> >You always believed that vacation meant "going up
> North."
> >At every wedding you have been to you have had to
> dance the hokey poky and
> >the chicken dance.
> >Your definition of a small town is one that only
> has one bar.
> >The local gas station sells live bait.
> >At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a
> meat processing plant.
> >Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you
> know exactly what she
> >means.
> >You think that the start of deer season is a
> national holiday.
> >Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the
> ONLY name for soda.
.
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