06-25-2011, 04:08 PM
I have plenty to share. I while ago my son and I had a fun adventure when we discovered we had a teeny snail problem. It should be noted, that this bucket is quite full. And, in deciding what to do about them, it ended up as a proposal for a new Olympic Sport.
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1) Presentation of bag of snails to the Judging panel.
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2 Straight posture, concentration and focus.
(True to era Napoleon Dynamite moon boots are particularly efficacious)
Starting stance, keeping the eye on the target
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Good knee height, with energy upward.
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5) Knee spread, increased difficulty, and extra style points.
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6) Perfect downward thrust, delivering maximum soul to shell
destruction.
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7) Presentation to the judges.
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USA 10.0, BOL 10.0, UKR 10.0, CHINA 10.0, CAN 10.0, FRA 9.7,
(France gave a .3 point deduction for snail goo on outside of bag.)
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[inline 1.jpg]
1) Presentation of bag of snails to the Judging panel.
[inline 2.jpg]
2 Straight posture, concentration and focus.
(True to era Napoleon Dynamite moon boots are particularly efficacious)
Starting stance, keeping the eye on the target
[inline 3.jpg]
Good knee height, with energy upward.
[inline 5.jpg]
5) Knee spread, increased difficulty, and extra style points.
[inline 7.jpg]
6) Perfect downward thrust, delivering maximum soul to shell
destruction.
[inline 10.jpg]
7) Presentation to the judges.
[inline 12.jpg]
USA 10.0, BOL 10.0, UKR 10.0, CHINA 10.0, CAN 10.0, FRA 9.7,
(France gave a .3 point deduction for snail goo on outside of bag.)
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