Probly gonna kick another fresh turd?

[GEEZER]

Those of you who know me are probably aware that I don't hold France in the highest regard. This feeling became more pronounced when the French wouldn't allow us to overfly their country during the first gulf war. I just recently read a bulletin board posting detailing the new four step French national security alert protocol. Thought I'd share it.

Step 1. Run
Step 2. Hide
Step 3. Surrender
Step 4. Collaborate

Thoughts?
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