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[Bduck]

I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner pizz. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

My wife handed me half a bottle of unfinished Jim Beam and then dubob's lingo all came together.