02-04-2005, 04:18 AM
A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the
polish jokes we knew. Boy, what a feast!
Anyway, I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain.
While I was in there, this big guy came in and said to me, "Hey pal,
I'm Polish and I don't like you telling all those Polish jokes!"
So I said, "Well, they're not against you, pal, just against anyone
in Poland."
"My mother is in Poland!" he screams, and pulls out a razor.
Boy was I scared... and I was sure he would have killed me if he had
found a place to plug it in!
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